1

• John da Baptiza tell peopo fo get baptize (1-8)

• Jesus get baptize (9-11)

• Satan try fo presha Jesus (12, 13)

• Jesus start fo tell da good news in Galilee (14, 15)

• Jesus firs followas (16-20)

• Demon get hemo from one guy (21-28)

• Jesus heal plenny guys in Capernaum (29-34)

• Jesus pray by himself (35-39)

• Jesus heal one leper (40-45)

2

• Jesus heal one cripple guy (1-12)

• Jesus tell Levi “come be my followa” (13-17)

• Asking how come Jesus followas no fast (18-22)

• Jesus in charge of da Sabbath (23-28)

3

• Guy wit one hand dat no work get healed (1-6)

• Choke peopo on da shore (7-12)

• Da 12 aposals (13-19)

• Talking stink an goin agains God’s powa (20-30)

• Jesus maddah an braddahs (31-35)

4

• STORIES ABOUT GOD’S GOVAMENT (1-34)

  • Da farma (1-9)

  • How come Jesus use stories (10-12)

  • Wat da story of da farma mean (13-20)

  • No cova one lamp wit one basket (21-23)

  • Wat you give, you goin get back (24, 25)

  • Da farma dat go sleep (26-29)

  • Da mustard seed (30-32)

  • Jesus use stories fo teach (33, 34)

• Jesus calm da wind an waves (35-41)

5

• Jesus sen demons into pigs (1-20)

• Jairus girl; one wahine touch Jesus clothes (21-43)

6

• Jesus no get respeck wea he come from (1-6)

• Jesus give da Twelve instructions fo da ministry (7-13)

• John da Baptiza mahke (14-29)

• Jesus feed 5,000 (30-44)

• Jesus walk on watta (45-52)

• Jesus heal peopo in Gennesaret (53-56)

7

• Jesus call out da rules dat wuz pass down (1-13)

• Wass pilau come from inside (14-23)

• One Phoenician lady’s faith (24-30)

• Deaf guy get healed (31-37)

8

• Jesus feed 4,000 (1-9)

• Peopo ask fo one sign (10-13)

• Yeast of da Pharisees an Herod (14-21)

• One blind man get healed in Bethsaida (22-26)

• Peter tell, “You da Christ” (27-30)

• Wuz sed dat Jesus goin die (31-33)

• One real followa (34-38)

9

• Da way Jesus look wen change (1-13)

• Boy wit one demon get healed (14-29)

  • Fo one guy wit faith, anyting can happen (23)

• Wuz sed again dat Jesus goin die (30-32)

• Aposals beef about who da bes (33-37)

• “Whoeva no stay agains us stay on oua side” (38-41)

• Wateva stumbo an jam you up (42-48)

• “Be like salt” (49, 50)

10

• Marriage an divorce (1-12)

• Jesus bless da kids (13-16)

• One rich guy’s question (17-25)

• Wat you give up fo God’s Govament (26-31)

• Wuz sed again dat Jesus goin die (32-34)

• James an John ask fo someting spesho (35-45)

  • Jesus pay da price fo plenny peopo (45)

• One blind guy named Bartimaeus get healed (46-52)

11

• Jesus come inside Jerusalem on one donkey (1-11)

• Jesus curse da fig tree (12-14)

• Jesus clean out da tempo (15-18)

• Wat can learn from da dried up fig tree (19-26)

• Peopo question who give Jesus da right (27-33)

12

• Da story of da farmas dat kill da workas (1-12)

• God an Caesar (13-17)

• Question about da resurrection (18-27)

• Da two mos importan rules (28-34)

• Iz da Christ da son of David? (35-37a)

• Warning agains da scribes (37b-40)

• Da pooa widow wit two small coins (41-44)

13

• WEN DA SYSTEM GOIN PAU (1-37)

  • Wars, earthquakes, no moa nuff food (8)

  • Peopo gotta hea da good news (10)

  • Mayjah hahd times (19)

  • Son of man coming (26)

  • Story of da fig tree (28-31)

  • Stay ready (32-37)

14

• Pries guys plan how fo kill Jesus (1, 2)

• Perfume oil poured on Jesus (3-9)

• Judas set Jesus up (10, 11)

• Da las Passova (12-21)

• Da Lord’s Evening Meal (22-26)

• Peter goin say he donno Jesus (27-31)

• Jesus pray in Gethsemane (32-42)

• Jesus arrested (43-52)

• Jesus go in front da High Court (53-65)

• Peter say he donno Jesus (66-72)

15

• Jesus go in front Pilate (1-15)

• Teased in front evrybody (16-20)

• Nailed to da pos at Golgotha (21-32)

• Jesus mahke (33-41)

• Jesus get put in da tomb (42-47)

16

• Jesus come back alive (1-8)