1

• Bloodline of Jesus Christ (1-17)

• Jesus birth (18-25)

2

• Guys dat look da stars visit Jesus (1-12)

• Joseph guys run away to Egypt (13-15)

• Herod kills young boys (16-18)

• Joseph guys go back Nazareth (19-23)

3

• John da Baptiza tell da good news (1-12)

• Jesus get baptize (13-17)

4

• Da Devil presha Jesus (1-11)

• Jesus start fo teach in Galilee (12-17)

• Jesus pick his firs followas (18-22)

• Jesus teach, tell peopo da good news, an heal dem (23-25)

5

• DA TALK ON DA MOUNTAIN (1-48)

  • Jesus start fo teach on da mountain (1, 2)

  • Nine ways fo be happy (3-12)

  • Salt an light (13-16)

  • Jesus make da Law come tru (17-20)

  • Advice about getting mad (21-26), fooling aroun on yoa odda half (27-30), divorce (31, 32), promises (33-37), payback (38-42), love fo yoa enemies (43-48)

6

• DA TALK ON DA MOUNTAIN (1-34)

  • No show off (1-4)

  • How fo pray (5-15)

    • Sampo praya (9-13)

  • Fasting (16-18)

  • Treshas on earth an in heaven (19-24)

  • No need worry (25-34)

    • Make God’s Govament numba one (33)

7

• DA TALK ON DA MOUNTAIN (1-27)

  • No judge (1-6)

  • No stop asking, looking, knocking (7-11)

  • How fo treat peopo (12)

  • Skinny gate (13, 14)

  • Know peopo by da tings dey do (15-23)

  • House on rock, house on sand (24-27)

• How Jesus teach blow peopo’s mind (28, 29)

8

• One leper get healed (1-4)

• One army officer show faith (5-13)

• Jesus heal plenny peopo in Capernaum (14-17)

• How fo follow Jesus (18-22)

• Jesus calm one storm (23-27)

• Jesus make da demons go in da pigs (28-34)

9

• Jesus heal one guy dat no can move (1-8)

• Jesus tell Matthew fo follow him (9-13)

• Question about fasting (14-17)

• Jairus daughtah; one lady touch Jesus clothes (18-26)

• Jesus heal da blind guys an da guy dat no can talk (27-34)

• Plenny fo harves but no moa nuff workas (35-38)

10

• Da 12 aposals (1-4)

• Instructions fo da ministry (5-15)

• Followas goin suffa (16-25)

• Be sked of God, not peopo (26-31)

• Not peace, but one sword (32-39)

• Take in Jesus followas (40-42)

11

• Jesus tell good tings about John da Baptiza (1-15)

• Jesus scold da peopo dat no like lissen (16-24)

• Jesus tell his Faddah awesome cuz he kea about da humbo (25-27)

• Jesus work make peopo feel betta (28-30)

12

• Jesus, “stay in charge of da Sabbath” (1-8)

• Jesus heal one guy’s hand (9-14)

• God’s worka dat he loves (15-21)

• God’s powa kick out da demons (22-30)

• Da sin God no can fogive (31, 32)

• Know one tree by da fruit (33-37)

• Sign of Jonah (38-42)

• Wen one demon come back (43-45)

• Jesus maddah an braddahs (46-50)

13

• STORIES ABOUT GOD’S GOVAMENT (1-52)

  • Da farma (1-9)

  • Why Jesus wen use stories (10-17)

  • Wat da story of da farma mean (18-23)

  • Da wheat an da weeds (24-30)

  • Da mustard seed an da yeast (31-33)

  • Prophecy come tru cuz Jesus tell stories (34, 35)

  • Wat da story of da wheat an da weeds mean (36-43)

  • Hidden tresha an da pearl dass worth plenny (44-46)

  • Da lay net (47-50)

  • Old an new kine treshas (51, 52)

• Jesus home town no like him (53-58)

14

• John da Baptiza’s head cut off (1-12)

• Jesus feed 5,000 (13-21)

• Jesus walk on da watta (22-33)

• Jesus heal peopo in Gennesaret (34-36)

15

• Jesus call out da guys who stuck on dea own rules (1-9)

• Wat make one guy pilau come from da heart (10-20)

• One Phoenician lady get plenny faith (21-28)

• Jesus heal plenny healt problems (29-31)

• Jesus feed 4,000 (32-39)

16

• Dey ask fo one sign (1-4)

• Yeast of da Pharisees an Sadducees (5-12)

• Da keys to God’s Govament (13-20)

  • Hui built on one rock (18)

• Wuz sed dat Jesus goin die (21-23)

• One real followa (24-28)

17

• Da way Jesus look wen change (1-13)

• Faith like one mustard seed (14-21)

• Wuz sed again dat Jesus goin die (22, 23)

• Tax paid wit one coin from one fish’s mout (24-27)

18

• Da mos importan in God’s Govament (1-6)

• Peopo goin stumbo oddas (7-11)

• Story of da los sheep (12-14)

• How fo get one braddah back (15-20)

• Story of da worka dat neva fogive (21-35)

19

• Marriage an divorce (1-9)

• Gif of bein single (10-12)

• Jesus bless da kids (13-15)

• One rich young guy ask one question (16-24)

• Wat you give up fo God’s Govament (25-30)

20

• Workas on da land get same pay (1-16)

• Wuz sed again dat Jesus goin die (17-19)

• Asking fo one spesho place in God’s Govament (20-28)

  • Jesus pay da price fo plenny peopo (28)

• Two blind guys get healed (29-34)

21

• Jesus come inside Jerusalem on one donkey (1-11)

• Jesus clean out da tempo (12-17)

• Jesus curse da fig tree (18-22)

• Peopo question who give Jesus da right (23-27)

• Da story of da two sons (28-32)

• Da story of da farmas dat kill da workas (33-46)

  • Peopo no like da mos importan stone (42)

22

• Da story of da wedding party (1-14)

• God an Caesar (15-22)

• Question about da resurrection (23-33)

• Da two mos importan rules (34-40)

• Iz da Christ da son of David? (41-46)

23

• No copy da scribes an Pharisees (1-12)

• “You goin get it, you scribes an Pharisees” (13-36)

• Jesus feel real sad fo Jerusalem (37-39)

24

• SIGN FO KNOW WEN CHRIST STAY HEA (1-51)

  • Wars, no moa nuff food, earthquakes (7)

  • Peopo goin tell da good news (14)

  • Mayjah hahd times (21, 22)

  • Sign of da Son of man (30)

  • Da fig tree (32-34)

  • Jus like Noah’s day (37-39)

  • Stay ready (42-44)

  • Da faithful worka an da bad worka (45-51)

25

• SIGN FO KNOW WEN CHRIST STAY HEA (1-46)

  • Da story of da ten virgins (1-13)

  • Da story of da workas an da bags of money (14-30)

  • Da sheep an da goats (31-46)

26

• Da pries guys plan fo kill Jesus (1-5)

• Expensive perfume oil poured on Jesus (6-13)

• Da las Passova an Judas set up Jesus (14-25)

• Da Lord’s Evening Meal (26-30)

• Peter goin say he donno Jesus (31-35)

• Jesus pray in Gethsemane (36-46)

• Jesus arrested (47-56)

• Jesus go in front da High Court (57-68)

• Peter tell he donno Jesus (69-75)

27

• Jesus get turn ova to Pilate (1, 2)

• Judas hang himself (3-10)

• Jesus in front Pilate (11-26)

• Teased in front evrybody (27-31)

• Nailed to da pos at Golgotha (32-44)

• Jesus mahke (45-56)

• Jesus get put in da tomb (57-61)

• Da guards lock down da tomb (62-66)

28

• Jesus come back alive (1-10)

• Soldiers get paid fo lie (11-15)

• Jesus tell go make moa followas (16-20)